Here’s what’s up: a little over a week ago, @TweeterWall sent me a message saying that someone had added me to a Miss Twitter Wall. Curiously, I clicked on the link and saw that I had been nominated to be in the running for “the Best Ms Twitter” in my country (the Philippines). Amused, I clicked on the plus sign, showed the link to my boyfriend, and closed the tab.
Of course, the boyfriend had to tell our friends to vote for me. That’s what boyfriends do (then, my friends *heart!* voted for me and asked their friends to do the same. That’s what friends do). He even prompted me to write this darn blog entry about it (nevermind that my feed subscribers dropped from 252 to 50).
To make a long story short: this whole voting thing ends at 8PM MNL time (or 12:00 GMT). Allow me to whore myself: cast your vote FOR ME, OF COURSE, HERE. There is no need to register, it’s fast and easy, and you can vote once every twenty minutes. I’m currently number 2, up against @divasoria, who is being back by the Chuvaness army. Me? I’m backed up by all the attention and votes my buttcrack can get me!
As these things go, drama is inevitable (everyone has to have an opinion, it’s so cute)— the usual getting on my case for showing some nudity, getting on my case because OMIGOD, I’m whoring myself for votes I must be desperate!!!!!!! etc etc. Seriously. Go choke on my dick, plz.
I just love the internets!
Hi, I'm Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 25 and in the process of learning how to make adventurous life choices. I dislike old people but I love grandma clothes. My goal in life is to build a ball pit right next to my bed. Currently searching for the perfect house coat. My lover is the greatest. 
Hooray for random internet popularity contests!
Consider mine a vote for buttcrack.
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I voted for you. The competition’s cute and funny :-)
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I voted for you. It’s so funny. Me likey! :-)
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71 more votes!
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I voted and am voting again for you. Divasoria is a bitch in person, A selfish, bratty, mean and immature bitch. I hate her to bits.
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Just Voted for you several times na
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kaano ano mo po c hindy weber tnatoco? thnks
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“helga must be stopped” wtf? hahahhaha!
i’ll vote for you every 20 minutes because they irk me. and because you’re awesome. :)
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Go Helga! Voted for you. Also asked a couple of friends to keep voting for you as well. :D
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you have the FAD ARMY supporting you
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