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BIO ENZYME SEAWEED SLIMMING LOTION.

November 16, 2009    personal7 Comments
The boyfriend calls shenanigans but since I figure everything (except murder, incest, and rape) is worth a try, I gave in and got myself a bottle of Bio Enzyme Seaweed Slimming Lotion.

Bio Enzyme Seaweed slimming lotion

I just started using it yesterday, Sunday, and for 790 a bottle, it better damn work. I’m not quite sure how or why this is supposed to be slimming, but I’ve always had this idea that spa seaweed wraps work in a way that the seaweed absorbs water from your body… which is about as useful and effective as a crash diet and this, my friends, makes me a little stupid. BUT my mom says a friend of hers lost excess chub around her arms using the seaweed slimming lotion (my arms have always been my problem areas) and well, my mom would never lie to me.

I find myself in a Catch-22, though: in order to test if it really works, I’d have to forgo working out (at least) this week; now if I don’t work out and the product proves to be ineffective, I get fat.

Oh, me.




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7 Responses to BIO ENZYME SEAWEED SLIMMING LOTION.

  • ganns November 16, 2009

    If it works, I’ll be the next in line.

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  • Janine November 16, 2009

    You have the coolest stuff in other countries! My arms are my problem areas too. And also, maybe don’t try rape, but don’t rule out rape fantasy play.

    You know what works well? Nivea’s Goodbye Cellulite cream. I SWEAR it is the best cream I’ve ever used and totally tightens bums and thighs and stomach.

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  • Katy November 17, 2009

    I honestly don’t think slimming lotion works… even if it absorbs WATER from your body, it’s still water weight and not actual fat. =S

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  • scart November 17, 2009

    oh i need that lol. is that an international product? i would love to try that.

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  • fugo November 21, 2009

    none of those things work :( if they did, you’d know about it when half the people in the world are quaffing it (including me)!

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  • fugo November 21, 2009

    if it worked you’d know as half the world would be chugging it! (inc. me)

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  • Janis September 7, 2011

    I don’t think that Slimming Lotion works alone without any physical exercises. You have to burn out these extra calories you have.
    Janis’s last blog entry: Top 4 Slimming Products OnlineMy Profile

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Helga Weber
I'm a 20-something lady (and I use that term loosely) from Quezon City, Philippines. Little Miss Freakie is my beautiful and feisty tortie. I'm currently on a break from the daily grind and working from home; this means I usually have a lot of free time but nothing to blog about. When I'm not in front of my laptop, you can find me any place they serve beer. Glad to see you here!

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