The boyfriend calls shenanigans but since I figure everything (except murder, incest, and rape) is worth a try, I gave in and got myself a bottle of Bio Enzyme Seaweed Slimming Lotion.
I just started using it yesterday, Sunday, and for 790 a bottle, it better damn work. I’m not quite sure how or why this is supposed to be slimming, but I’ve always had this idea that spa seaweed wraps work in a way that the seaweed absorbs water from your body… which is about as useful and effective as a crash diet and this, my friends, makes me a little stupid. BUT my mom says a friend of hers lost excess chub around her arms using the seaweed slimming lotion (my arms have always been my problem areas) and well, my mom would never lie to me.
I find myself in a Catch-22, though: in order to test if it really works, I’d have to forgo working out (at least) this week; now if I don’t work out and the product proves to be ineffective, I get fat.
Oh, me.
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If it works, I’ll be the next in line.
You have the coolest stuff in other countries! My arms are my problem areas too. And also, maybe don’t try rape, but don’t rule out rape fantasy play.
You know what works well? Nivea’s Goodbye Cellulite cream. I SWEAR it is the best cream I’ve ever used and totally tightens bums and thighs and stomach.
I honestly don’t think slimming lotion works… even if it absorbs WATER from your body, it’s still water weight and not actual fat. =S
oh i need that lol. is that an international product? i would love to try that.
none of those things work :( if they did, you’d know about it when half the people in the world are quaffing it (including me)!
if it worked you’d know as half the world would be chugging it! (inc. me)