When a person I haven’t the slightest clue about sends me a message on Facebook saying they find me a “cool” or “interesting” “girl” or “person” and asks to be added as a friend, their message is automatically ignored. Not to be a bitch but just because we have a handful of mutual friends or because we grew up in the same town, it doesn’t mean I’m going to add you. I’m sorry I can’t be your Facebook friend and all, nothing personal, it’s just the way it is.
What I really can’t stand is after I ignore these people, they still persist. A follow up message, a poke. I don’t know you at all, you don’t know me, being part of each other’s list of Facebook friends won’t magically turn us into friends friends, I don’t want to be your friend (and after reading this, you probably won’t want to be my friend, too), you look like you have neck acne, and your hair is ugly. Go away.
PS: STOP POKING ME.
PPS: Online friends who are adding me, please don’t be offended if I haven’t accepted your friend requests. I have 262 at the moment and I’m too lazy to go through them, to be honest.
Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 25. I live in leggings and love oversized cardigans. My lover is the greatest. 
OMG Helga’s so e-popular :) I’m so lucky I’m your “friend” already :P
But yah, that’s annoying.
What can I say? You’ve got IT. What most of us regular human beings would give for a tenth of your popularity. :p
LOLZ. I’m not the queen of /b/ (too old, apparently), I’m not famous =(
At least I don’t direct them to a Facebook ~*~fan page~*~ …and I just joined yours, haha.
*poke*
my dad, who is a Noynoy supporter (who also happens to be one of the lawyers for Noynoy’s camp for the upcoming elections) said I should have more friends who are pro-Noynoy. I thought of you, you were one of the first people I thought of!
so, let’s be friends in Facebook? lol
well said