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I Would Like To Work Out Tonight, But I’m A Little Hungover

I have a new resolution and I am quite excited to start: I am going to eat fruit everyday.

In my imagination, I am at least 5 foot 4 (with heels, of course) and a perpetual hundred and ten pounds (even after the holidays!). I have pink and white roller skates and a bicycle with a bell and I happily roll around my neighborhood every afternoon, while or a little before the sun sets. I have enough hours in the day for work, for reading, for people, and for rolling.

In my imagination, the boyfriend and I live with a cat. Every charmed life needs a cat. This cat is as big as a month-old human baby and his name is Horatio but everyone calls him Baby.

In my imagination, I prefer tea over coffee and have a proper tea set like every proper lady should. I have an oven and every hungover Sunday afternoon is spent baking. I know how to make a mean cheesecake. In my imagination.

But I can’t be/do/have those few simple things, not right now, so I resolve to eat fruit everyday.

I also bought a corset.

I need a colon cleanse, badly.

This is my friend, Tin.

We are neighbors, but not the kind of I’m going to your place to watch TV and hang out and drink soda on a sweltering summer afternoon neighbors. Her dad is a kagawad. Until today, he was under the impression that Tin and I were a couple.

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7 Comments

  • Reply tin April 22, 2010 at 6:09 pm

    i wanna kiss your laugh right now.

  • Reply Ade April 22, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    I srsly LOL’ at Tin’s post re: her dad.

  • Reply Janine April 23, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    LOVE LOVE LOVE that pic of you. I wasn’t even going to comment but I *had* to tell you that.

    I love your hypothetical life as well. In mine I only shop at farmer’s markets and take my dog for two 30-minute (minimum) walks a day.

  • Reply crisel April 25, 2010 at 12:40 am

    Haha, is this under the New Year’s resolution? Well, it isn’t too late for one but that’s not very hard. Banana is very convenient to get just like your cigarette. Btw, nice shot!

    And yeah, cats are love! =)

  • Reply DK April 25, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    what is tin doing in that photo? acting like a baby unicorn? what fruits? like the ones in those tiny fruit cups? or fresh ones?

  • Reply Joe Zachs April 25, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    Thats funny, but whats a kagawad?

  • Reply Ludwig May 4, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    You do not need to eat fruit
    (every day). Your Mother and I
    have not eaten any fruit and vegetable
    for fifteen months now. And you know
    the answer. It is right there on the
    counter top: BioEnzyme.

    Neither do you need a colon cleanse.
    Why? Because BioEnzyme does that too
    besides curing cancers and other incurable diseases. What is
    wrong with you is what was wrong
    with me too months ago when I found BioEnzyme outrageously incredulous.

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