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Food, Vanity, New Boots, Etc




Orrrr, a reason to post photos.

Last night’s “dinner”: condensed milk on toasted oat bread. Super good; made less sinful by not buttering the toast.

condensed milk on toast

New boots new boots new boots. I originally got them in black but they weren’t my size (I tried to make them fit, haha) so I sent them back and got them in brown instead. Kind of a weird shade of brown, beige-ish and almost gray. I like it. My thighs are looking flabby, I haven’t been working out he he he. IDK why my legs look stubby, too, must be the boots.

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I didn’t fix the straps on the right boot properly, obviously. The shirt I’m wearing is one of my thrift finds from last Sunday.

What I look like with no bangs. The more you stare at this photo, the uglier I get so please don’t look at it too long.

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My right eye is smaller than my left and I can’t be bothered with eyelid tape so thank god for bangs.

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I will never be without bangs ever again!

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Maybe I should do like Audrina Partridge but instead of Ceiling Eyes, I’d be Basement Eyes. Or Side Eyes.

A balanced meal! Healthy red rice and unhealthy canned pork luncheon meat (fried in olive oil, if that helps?). Can anyone tell me why pork luncheon meat is so good but the beef variety tastes like crap?

luncheon meat

That’s an entire large can of luncheon meat (aka maybe lunch for three people?), by the way, and you bet I ate it all. I’m ridiculous, I know.

luncheon meat

You know what’s worse than mom jeans? Mom leggings!

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Stuh-rrrrike a pose!

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I tried to force a camel toe. Chubby Asian cheeks, boo.

Because a baggy shirt and mom leggings make me look fat, I eventually untucked my top, snapped one last photo, and hauled my ass to work.

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14 Responses to “Food, Vanity, New Boots, Etc”

  1. whimsicalchild says:

    Heey~ great boots! I also love condensed milk on bread .>), on it’s own olive oil is healthy, but if you fry the carbon structure is destroyed and causes it to become unhealthy :D

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      Helga says:

    Hehe, I heard about that, too re: frying with olive oil. A college blockmate brought it up during Chem/Physics class. It’s not true, though, according to my prof and internet articles :D

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  2. Ivy says:

    Love those boots! You look awesome in them! Oh man, condensed milk on toast is teh yums!

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  3. kate says:

    I love luncheon meat too but since I don’t eat pork or beef, my choice is turkey spam or tulip chicken meatloaf. We just slice them up and lay them on the grill pan for a couple of minutes. No more frying :)

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  4. you white photo is so beautiful! model na model! Ang ganda ganda! :)

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  5. Janine says:

    I love your boots!

    I could eat all of that lunchmeat too. And I would if I was as small as you.

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  6. DK says:

    bangs=God’s gift to womenkind. I don’t even know why some people do without it.

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  7. Carina says:

    You are so kyot in that last image, and wtf insanity, you finished the entire can?!

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  8. applepie says:

    ooh ooh ooh you :))
    ‘someday i will be just like you!’
    HLOL.but srsly tho. ya.

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  9. Cheska says:

    I saw those boots at a rockwell bazaar once, but the stall was full and I was in a hurry so I wasn’t able to get them. I’ve been looking for those boots ever since. Would really appreciate it if you let me know where you got them :D

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      Helga says:

    Hello! They’re from ebay.ph. Seller’s name is zygen22.

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      Cheska says:

    thanks so much!!! checking it out now…

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  10. Blitz says:

    so which is healthier, OAT bread of Wheat Bread? or more like… better for Weight loss?

    I’m used to eating wheat bread, helped me lose weight..

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      Helga says:

    Hello! Wish I could answer your question, but I don’t really know. I just try to stay away from white bread and opt for wheat or oat bread. I think both are healthy but oat has the most soluble fiber.

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