Orrrr, a reason to post photos.
Last night’s “dinner”: condensed milk on toasted oat bread. Super good; made less sinful by not buttering the toast.

New boots new boots new boots. I originally got them in black but they weren’t my size (I tried to make them fit, haha) so I sent them back and got them in brown instead. Kind of a weird shade of brown, beige-ish and almost gray. I like it. My thighs are looking flabby, I haven’t been working out he he he. IDK why my legs look stubby, too, must be the boots.

I didn’t fix the straps on the right boot properly, obviously. The shirt I’m wearing is one of my thrift finds from last Sunday.
What I look like with no bangs. The more you stare at this photo, the uglier I get so please don’t look at it too long.

My right eye is smaller than my left and I can’t be bothered with eyelid tape so thank god for bangs.

I will never be without bangs ever again!

Maybe I should do like Audrina Partridge but instead of Ceiling Eyes, I’d be Basement Eyes. Or Side Eyes.
A balanced meal! Healthy red rice and unhealthy canned pork luncheon meat (fried in olive oil, if that helps?). Can anyone tell me why pork luncheon meat is so good but the beef variety tastes like crap?

That’s an entire large can of luncheon meat (aka maybe lunch for three people?), by the way, and you bet I ate it all. I’m ridiculous, I know.

You know what’s worse than mom jeans? Mom leggings!

Stuh-rrrrike a pose!

I tried to force a camel toe. Chubby Asian cheeks, boo.
Because a baggy shirt and mom leggings make me look fat, I eventually untucked my top, snapped one last photo, and hauled my ass to work.



Hi, I'm Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 25 and in the process of learning how to make adventurous life choices. I dislike old people but I love grandma clothes. My goal in life is to build a ball pit right next to my bed. Currently searching for the perfect house coat. My lover is the greatest. 
Heey~ great boots! I also love condensed milk on bread .>), on it’s own olive oil is healthy, but if you fry the carbon structure is destroyed and causes it to become unhealthy :D
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June 17th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Hehe, I heard about that, too re: frying with olive oil. A college blockmate brought it up during Chem/Physics class. It’s not true, though, according to my prof and internet articles :D
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Love those boots! You look awesome in them! Oh man, condensed milk on toast is teh yums!
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I love luncheon meat too but since I don’t eat pork or beef, my choice is turkey spam or tulip chicken meatloaf. We just slice them up and lay them on the grill pan for a couple of minutes. No more frying :)
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you white photo is so beautiful! model na model! Ang ganda ganda! :)
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I love your boots!
I could eat all of that lunchmeat too. And I would if I was as small as you.
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bangs=God’s gift to womenkind. I don’t even know why some people do without it.
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You are so kyot in that last image, and wtf insanity, you finished the entire can?!
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ooh ooh ooh you :))
‘someday i will be just like you!’
HLOL.but srsly tho. ya.
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I saw those boots at a rockwell bazaar once, but the stall was full and I was in a hurry so I wasn’t able to get them. I’ve been looking for those boots ever since. Would really appreciate it if you let me know where you got them :D
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July 2nd, 2010 at 11:55 am
Hello! They’re from ebay.ph. Seller’s name is zygen22.
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July 3rd, 2010 at 1:01 pm
thanks so much!!! checking it out now…
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so which is healthier, OAT bread of Wheat Bread? or more like… better for Weight loss?
I’m used to eating wheat bread, helped me lose weight..
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July 5th, 2010 at 10:34 am
Hello! Wish I could answer your question, but I don’t really know. I just try to stay away from white bread and opt for wheat or oat bread. I think both are healthy but oat has the most soluble fiber.
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