So I thought it would be a good idea to get myself a pair of circle lenses.

Can you say “reptilian”?

My irises are so small and dark (darkest brown… because irises don’t come in black?) that I can only describe them as “evil” and “beady”. I wanted to see how they would look in circle lenses and because I am very good at spending money, I bought a pair online (not very safe, I know). I won’t disclose where I got them from because I was very disappointed with how my order was handled*. These lenses are called “Alamode Brown.”

Evil and beady eyes (don’t mind my brows, I haven’t bleached them in 3 weeks):

Dead eyes:

Instagram-ed:

No, I don’t wear mascara. Yes, I know I should.

I don’t wear them everyday because 1) it takes half an hour and a lot of FML-ing to put them on; 2) I honestly think I look better without them (Like, my eyes don’t sparkle!!!~* with contacts); and 3) I don’t have time to experiment with makeup that will make my eyes look bigger. I have also managed to sleep without taking them off the second time I had them on. I think I deserve an award for that— “Best in Screwing Up So Quickly” or something.

Anyway, it appears that summer in the Philippines has come early; it’s been sweltering all week! I hate dressing for hot weather, it puts me in a bad mood and clothes become unbearable.

Today, I wore a onesie (peeing is always a challenge!) that Len kindly gave me ages ago. It’s a bit big on me and I need to have the shoulders and sleeves taken it, thus, the cardigan. I love how the floral pattern looks like a futon cover (loljk).

No photos of my face because my hair color is U G L Y.

*I had originally placed an order for Big DM23 lenses which the seller confirmed but ended up selling to someone else because I was late sending my payment (due to my back injury last month). It turned out to be a good thing because these Alamode Browns seem like a nicer pair but the seller was really horrible at communicating with me. I had sent a message (one that the seller did not reply to) prior to sending my money (which the seller did not confirm upon receipt) and had I not texted two days later to ask if my item had been shipped, they would not have gotten back to me.

Oh, and the seller had no clue who I was or what I had ordered.