This is the funniest thing to pop up on my Twitter timeline this morning:
A freaken pirate riding a moped around the streets of Manila! You’re a long way from the sea, matey!
I did some digging around and found out his name is Captain Morgan and he’s been going around the city today. He was spotted by the TNL guys at Roxas Boulevard this morning (do you think his ship docked there?):
What could a pirate be doing, running around town? Why, lookin’ for his treaaye chest, o’ course! He announced on Happy Yipee Yehey today that he finally found his precious treasure chest and he’ll be opening it tonight (8pm) at Tides in Timog Avenue, Quezon City.
You can bet that bottle o’ rum I’m goin’ t’ be thar!