Captain Morgan: Man About Town

This is the funniest thing to pop up on my Twitter timeline this morning:

A freaken pirate riding a moped around the streets of Manila! You’re a long way from the sea, matey!

I did some digging around and found out his name is Captain Morgan and he’s been going around the city today. He was spotted by the TNL guys at Roxas Boulevard this morning (do you think his ship docked there?):

Ahoy! Who’s that good-lookin’ guy?

What could a pirate be doing, running around town? Why, lookin’ for his treaaye chest, o’ course! He announced on Happy Yipee Yehey today that he finally found his precious treasure chest and he’ll be opening it tonight (8pm) at Tides in Timog Avenue, Quezon City.

You can bet that bottle o’ rum I’m goin’ t’ be thar!

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  • Reply Holly November 17, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    LMAO this is hilarious! He looks like Disney Captain Hook!

  • Reply nix November 17, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    What is this? Josko! Ang init init sa Pilipinas.. hindi kaya bumubula na kili-kili nya sa sobrang init? Hahahaha!

    • Reply Helga November 17, 2011 at 6:02 pm

      Hahaha omg yucky mental image! Malikot sya na pirate!

  • Reply Kisty November 18, 2011 at 9:19 am

    LOL at the third photo, Hook got some swag!

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