Oh, to be easily bored.
(Skip to the bottom of the entry if you’re just here for LMF.)
Tonight, I piled on some yarn and chain wrap bracelets around my head, looked in the mirror, and thought: “Wow, my roots are really gross.”
I had told myself I wouldn’t bleach my hair until October. But I also told myself back when I was 12 that I was going to be married to Taylor Hanson and have a kid (with him, just to be clear) at 26 but look at me now.
So I took out the bleach powder, developer and shampoo and mixed myself a bleach bath. Carefully applied to the roots but since it is a bleach bath and very runny, I just ended up bathing my whole head in it. Left it on until the black had lightened to an extra dirty blonde (fifteen minutes), rinsed, conditioned the shit out of it, and dried my hair. I had no idea what I wanted to do.
I thought I’d test some colors and see if any of them called out to me. My mistake was going overboard and making two big chunky streaks with Crazy Color Pine Green and Crazy Color Pinkissimo (with a little Special Effects Blood Red). Then, as an afterthought, I made a little streak of Manic Panic Red Passion, all the while ready to pounce at the shitstain who lives next door because she banged shit around and yelled at LMF (who was probably out hunting for roaches and, imagining how filthy they are over there, she probably hit the jackpot by their door).
You do not bang shit around to get your point across but I really don’t expect anything else from her because she’s a useless lying lowlife with no ounce of credibility. This is the same asshat who shredded cardboard and scattered it near their door and took a knife to their box to make it seem that my then-dog (I miss you, Cow) was destroying their things. LOL.
I hope she reads my blog.
Anyway, it’s kind of a disaster.
I applied the dye undiluted and I’m really not feeling the Pine Green and Pinkissimo. However, Red Passion is looking kinda pretty and I’m thinking I could do some subtle streaks WHACHUTHINK.
I didn’t even brush over the roots LOL
Luckily, semi-permanent dye can be faded pretty easily. A few shampoos with Head and Shoulders should do it, I hope. Or, it could grow on me. Who knows.
I’m still waiting on a box (it’s been two months!!!) that contains my Joico K Pak Reconstructor (I have so much hope on this product and it better not disappoint. It was also expensive) and a couple of purple/violet Special Effects dye. I really like the Crazy Color Violette on me and I might go a full head of lilac/lavender when I get my stuff.
Sometimes, I think it’s high time I stop messing around with my hair and just dye it brown.
And here is a picture of LMF: