My boyfriend, Joey, is a very funny guy. His sense of humor perfectly matches mine (juvenile and dumb) and I thank my
lucky stars sparkling personality I’ve snagged myself a dude who’s just as privately silly and goofy as I am.
He also says the most ridiculous things and I regret not jotting them down earlier (he’s been keeping track of the stupid shit I say on a note titled ~Helga’s Concepts~ on his phone long before we started dating).
Here are some that I’ve previously posted on Facebook:
In bed, a few minutes after waking up.
Joey: If you put a cat na mataba yung mukha na masungit beside a normal cat like Freakie, what will Freakie do?
Me: It depends on the cat’s personality? Freakie is mataray so she probably won’t like it.
Joey: Pero she’ll know that it’s still a cat?
Joey: Hindi niya iisipin na ibang animal?
While having coffee.
Joey: You look like a kid with your bangs up.
Me: *makes kitty face*
Joey: Annoying kid.
After reading my Facebook status update about him telling me I’ve been PMS-ing.
Joey: “Syndrome” pala yung sa PMS.
Me: Bakit, ano akala mo?
Joey: PMS… Pre-MenS…
Outside Max’s, deciding where to eat dinner.
Me: I already had chicken today eh! We ordered Bugong for lunch.
Joey: So what do you want to eat?
Me: I guess we can katsu.
Joey: “I already had chicken today eh.” So what else did you have today? Nag-water ka na so ayaw mo na mag-water. What about air? Ayaw mo na mag-breathe?
‘Til the next SMBS!