shit my boyfriend says

Shit My Boyfriend Says // 1

My boyfriend, Joey, is a very funny guy. His sense of humor perfectly matches mine (juvenile and dumb) and I thank my lucky stars sparkling personality I’ve snagged myself a dude who’s just as privately silly and goofy as I am.

He also says the most ridiculous things and I regret not jotting them down earlier (he’s been keeping track of the stupid shit I say on a note titled ~Helga’s Concepts~ on his phone long before we started dating).

Here are some that I’ve previously posted on Facebook:

In bed, a few minutes after waking up.

Joey: If you put a cat na mataba yung mukha na masungit beside a normal cat like Freakie, what will Freakie do?
Me: It depends on the cat’s personality? Freakie is mataray so she probably won’t like it.
Joey: Pero she’ll know that it’s still a cat?
Me: ………
Joey: Hindi niya iisipin na ibang animal?

While having coffee.

Joey: You look like a kid with your bangs up.
Me: *makes kitty face*
Joey: Annoying kid.

After reading my Facebook status update about him telling me I’ve been PMS-ing.

Joey: “Syndrome” pala yung sa PMS.
Me: Bakit, ano akala mo?
Joey: PMS… Pre-MenS…

Outside Max’s, deciding where to eat dinner.

Me: I already had chicken today eh! We ordered Bugong for lunch.
Joey: So what do you want to eat?
Me: I guess we can katsu.
Joey: “I already had chicken today eh.” So what else did you have today? Nag-water ka na so ayaw mo na mag-water. What about air? Ayaw mo na mag-breathe?

‘Til the next SMBS!

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  • Reply malen July 21, 2014 at 12:39 pm


    • Reply Helga July 22, 2014 at 8:05 pm

      Heeee *catface*

  • Reply Maggiepie July 21, 2014 at 3:02 pm

    “What about air? Ayaw mo na mag-breathe?”


    • Reply Helga July 22, 2014 at 8:06 pm

      M&T’s soon, Maggiebear!

  • Reply Jam July 21, 2014 at 5:19 pm

    You hit the jackpot with you Bf, ms Helga. :D Such a lovely couple :)

    • Reply Helga July 22, 2014 at 8:05 pm

      Thank you, Jam!

  • Reply Aneth July 21, 2014 at 8:30 pm

    JoGa 5ever <3

    • Reply Helga July 22, 2014 at 8:06 pm

      Thank you <3333

  • Reply Dre July 21, 2014 at 11:24 pm

    The last one, OMG! That’s hilarious!

    • Reply Helga July 22, 2014 at 8:07 pm

      Made of funny, that guy!

  • Reply Joy July 25, 2014 at 7:54 pm

    Hindi ko kinaya yung ayaw mo ng mag-breathe. So funeeee!

  • Reply Ochi September 5, 2014 at 12:13 am

    Toooo funneeeehhhh! I want to make a series like this on my blog too! Hahaha

  • Reply Dani November 13, 2014 at 11:11 pm

    Lol’ed so hard at Pre-MenS

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