Most of the lols we had last week were over inside jokes (or are just too dumb to post), so most of these are old.
Days before starting Diet Diva and a teatox.
Joey: *squeezes my tummy*
Me: Yep, better make the most of it before it’s gone!
Joey: I’ll put baby inside.
(He likes my soft, pudgy tummy.)
Home from Spain:
Me: Sige nga, let me hear your Spanish.
Joey: Ola gordita!
Me: What does that mean?
Joey: Hello, fat girl.
Sharing a McDouble when I’m supposed to be on Diet Diva:
Joey: I told the McDonald’s girl to put extra calories!
Squeezing my thighs:
Joey: What’s your favorite country?
Me: …me? What?
He’s also made a bunch of jokes about my back fat but they’re super unfunny. Since I love him, I’ll save him the embarrassment and not post them here.
Do you have a funny boyfriend, too? I’d love to hear your conversations!