shit my boyfriend says

Shit My Boyfriend Says // 2

Most of the lols we had last week were over inside jokes (or are just too dumb to post), so most of these are old.

Days before starting Diet Diva and a teatox.

Joey: *squeezes my tummy*
Me: Yep, better make the most of it before it’s gone!
Joey: I’ll put baby inside.

(He likes my soft, pudgy tummy.)

Home from Spain:

Me: Sige nga, let me hear your Spanish.
Joey: Ola gordita!
Me: What does that mean?
Joey: Hello, fat girl.

Sharing a McDouble when I’m supposed to be on Diet Diva:

Joey: I told the McDonald’s girl to put extra calories!

Squeezing my thighs:

Joey: What’s your favorite country?
Me: …me? What?
Joey: Thigh-land.

He’s also made a bunch of jokes about my back fat but they’re super unfunny. Since I love him, I’ll save him the embarrassment and not post them here.

Do you have a funny boyfriend, too? I’d love to hear your conversations!

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  • Reply Carina July 30, 2014 at 12:06 pm

    Tangina tawang tawa ako sa Ola Gordita T^T

    • Reply Helga July 30, 2014 at 12:24 pm


  • Reply nan July 30, 2014 at 12:08 pm


    • Reply Helga July 30, 2014 at 12:24 pm


  • Reply Chui July 30, 2014 at 12:16 pm

    OLA GORDITA ;__;

    • Reply Helga July 30, 2014 at 12:22 pm


  • Reply Kaye Etong July 30, 2014 at 12:38 pm

    OLA GORDITA WHHYY? You’re purrrfect

  • Reply malen July 30, 2014 at 1:29 pm


  • Reply Beauty By Tellie July 30, 2014 at 1:35 pm

    But Joey’s executive chair makes everything sound legit!!! Let’s send him a fancy letter opener.

  • Reply Jenn July 30, 2014 at 2:25 pm

    JoGa 4EVER!

  • Reply Rae July 30, 2014 at 9:35 pm

    Saya lang magka-boyfriend na mapang-alipusta :P Haha. Adorable.

  • Reply Raisa August 2, 2014 at 9:41 am

    Haha that’s adorable!

    I play the Sims 2 so much, I picked up on Simlish. Now my husband and I speak it at home lol.

  • Reply Krista August 2, 2014 at 9:44 am

    LOL at the “Ola Gordita” one!

  • Reply Jooley August 4, 2014 at 4:29 am

    Hahahaha, too cute! My boyf turns me into a stress ball because I have no muscle definition whatsoever. -__-

  • Reply Aia August 4, 2014 at 9:06 pm

    “thigh-land” HAHAHAHAHAH!

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