shit my boyfriend says

Shit My Boyfriend Says // 3

Some are old, some are recent.

While watching him play Diablo 3, I noticed there was someone who kept tailing his character and helping him in battle.

Me: Who’s that following you?
Joey: My girlfriend.

Because I am apparently self-centered.

Joey: “Ano ang favorite genre ng porn ni Helga?”
Joey: “Selfies.”
Joey: Pwede talaga ako mag stand-up comedy na puro ikaw.

After I said something silly.

Joey: You’re so smart talaga. You should be president. President of Joeyworld.

On exploring other hobbies.

Me: Babe, mag-ballroom dancing naman tayo.
Joey: Hmmm… do I have to carry you?

Last April, making plans to see a movie.

Joey: Let’s watch Hotel Tunisia. Ay, ano uli yun? Welcome to Hotel something.
Me: Grand Budapest Hotel…

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5 Comments

  • Reply Chiane August 14, 2014 at 1:28 pm

    Saan nanggaling yung Hotel Tunisia hahaha

  • Reply mae August 14, 2014 at 2:45 pm

    I laughed at the ballroom dancing one! hahahaha

  • Reply Beauty By Tellie August 14, 2014 at 7:10 pm

    JoGa, NEVER STOP! <3

  • Reply Cae August 16, 2014 at 4:57 pm

    President of Joeyworld.

  • Reply Chester February 24, 2015 at 2:40 pm

    HAHAHA THIS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE READ ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW. MOREEEEE!

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