Some are old, some are recent.
While watching him play Diablo 3, I noticed there was someone who kept tailing his character and helping him in battle.
Me: Who’s that following you?
Joey: My girlfriend.
Because I am apparently self-centered.
Joey: “Ano ang favorite genre ng porn ni Helga?”
Joey: Pwede talaga ako mag stand-up comedy na puro ikaw.
After I said something silly.
Joey: You’re so smart talaga. You should be president. President of Joeyworld.
On exploring other hobbies.
Me: Babe, mag-ballroom dancing naman tayo.
Joey: Hmmm… do I have to carry you?
Last April, making plans to see a movie.
Joey: Let’s watch Hotel Tunisia. Ay, ano uli yun? Welcome to Hotel something.
Me: Grand Budapest Hotel…