It’s been ages since the last SMBS. Joey still says funny things but most of them are inside jokes that no one would understand or appreciate, or are best experienced (like that time he sang along to Mr Big’s To Be With You in the car but changed all the words to “hold on little girl”). I don’t want to pressure him into saying things just so I’d have something to put on this blog but— goddamnit, Joey, SAY FUNNY THINGS FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION, PLEASE.
Again, some of these are old.
After making a pretty bomb-ass sandwich:
Joey: I’ll make that sandwich (salami, prosciutto, parmesan on ciabatta) again tomorrow.
Me: Yeah, it’s good! Better if you can add lettuce!
Me: I’m not! I still ate it!
Joey: Bigyan kitang *pandesal at ampalaya dyan.
Me: That’s like the worst sandwich.
Joey: You’ve never had one before? It’s good.
Me: As a form of punishment?
Joey: **Eh gusto mo ng greens eh.
*plain bread and bitter melon
**Well, you said you wanted greens.
Me, cooing about my dark blue hair:
Me: Guess who I am? I’m Sailor Mercury.
Joey: I thought you were going to say Shampoo.
Me: Oh I don’t watch anime I’m too sm–
Joey: Sailor Moon is anime.
Joey: *Kasi dada ng dada, di nag-iisip.
*You keep talking without thinking.
On him taking out Facebook ads:
Joey: I want to boost post.
Me: Okay, use my card and then just pay me.
Joey: I have to pay them 300USD first, is that okay?
Me: Yup, as long as you pay me back!
Joey: Okay. In Kisses Dollar? 1 Kisses Dollar = 150USD. High value!
Me: I only get two kisses?!
Joey: Three kisses. Then you have to pay me 150USD.
While poking my pillow:
Joey: Identify soft thing— Helga’s tummy or pillow?
While stuck in traffic:
Joey: How come your cats don’t smile?
After telling him animals don’t really smile:
Me: Dolphins look like they’re smiling but they really aren’t.
Joey: Dolphins smile. How can you say they don’t? Are you a dolphin?
Me: Are you?
Joey: Mas marunong ka pa sa dolphin.