shit my boyfriend says

Shit My Boyfriend Says // 5

Shit My Boyfriend Says |

(I’m currently on this diet where I only allow myself rice during lunch and I can’t eat bad carbs after 6PM. Other things I can’t have are sweets/processed sugars, chips, fast food, and beer. Beer will be very hard but I figure I can stick to scotch or go back to wine. Is light beer really that bad???)

Threatening Joey:

Me: Sige ka, I’ll get thin and get a thigh gap.
Joey: You already have a very thin thigh… gap.

Singing Nick Jonas’ Jealous:

Joey: I still get jealou…
Joey: Just one. Singular.

Squeezing my thigh:

Joey: You’re such a handful.


Me: Babe, what’s that thing in the water that bites? Something mite? Lice? Water lice?
Joey: …Fish? Kinakagat ka ng fish?

While looking at the sky:

Me: *points* Look at that planet! Is that Venus? It’s not red so it can’t be Mars.
Joey: *sticks hand in my butt* Or it could Uranus!

This No Happiness Diet is KILLING ME.

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  • Reply Cheryle April 7, 2015 at 6:24 pm

    Haha! You’ve got whimsical, sweet, and naughty boyfriend, Helga! :)

    • Reply Helga April 12, 2015 at 11:14 pm

      Very naughty talaga!

  • Reply Jhanz April 8, 2015 at 2:22 am

    You guys are the cutest. Please!!!!

    Also: Don’t worry, I’m with you in this struggle. So hard to give up carbs in exchange of a hot body. BUT WHY

    • Reply Helga April 12, 2015 at 11:14 pm

      I failed with my diet HUHUHUHU

  • Reply Trish April 8, 2015 at 2:59 am

    LOL at Uranus joke!

    Also, sweets are the hardest ones to give up. STRUGGLE

    • Reply Helga April 12, 2015 at 11:14 pm

      I bought strawberries to snack on (low in sugar daw kasi) and now I’m obsessed haha.

  • Reply Mikyu Maglasang April 8, 2015 at 9:35 am

    Guys always have the craziest things to say! My boyfriend also has his own hirit and instead of getting ‘hurt’, I end up smiling/laughing. :))

    • Reply Helga April 12, 2015 at 11:15 pm

      You should post the funny things your boyfriend says!

  • Reply Corinth April 8, 2015 at 1:14 pm

    The last one!!! HAHAHA. I can totally relate kasi Jorge likes doing that to me too!! TMI! >_<

    • Reply Helga April 12, 2015 at 11:15 pm

      Sometimes, Joey puts his phone in my pwet!

  • Reply Grace April 8, 2015 at 2:02 pm

    Haha the “uranus” one really got me! This is such a fun segment :D

    Good luck with your diet! I’m currently trying to cut out all kinds of soda: Coca Cola, Fanta, Sprite,… Considering I drink quite a lot of them at uni. And I that’s what is putting the weight on me at the moment…

    • Reply Helga April 12, 2015 at 11:15 pm

      I used to never drink soda but I’ll have a Coke Zero every now and then!

      Good luck giving up soda! You can do it. :)

  • Reply Jamie April 9, 2015 at 2:31 am


    • Reply Helga April 12, 2015 at 11:16 pm

      Nakakainis hahahaha

  • Reply Gelleesh April 11, 2015 at 8:39 pm

    Showed this to the boyfriend, and got an idea… I post stuff he tells me in my personal Tumblr blog pero one at a time. Baka makalimutan ko kasi. And now he’s the laughing stock at his work kasi they never thought he can be so corny in trying so hard to be romantic. Hahaha!

    Boys are awesome once you learn how to appreciate them. Hehe

    • Reply Helga April 12, 2015 at 11:16 pm

      Grabe naman his co-workers hahahaha

  • Reply Yza Marzan April 14, 2015 at 1:46 pm

    haha! Your boyfriend is soo funny! :) faves would be Jealou and Uranus. :D
    My boyfriend does that too. some of his hirit, benta talaga. Most times, fail! :)

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