(I’m currently on this diet where I only allow myself rice during lunch and I can’t eat bad carbs after 6PM. Other things I can’t have are sweets/processed sugars, chips, fast food, and beer. Beer will be very hard but I figure I can stick to scotch or go back to wine. Is light beer really that bad???)
Me: Sige ka, I’ll get thin and get a thigh gap.
Joey: You already have a very thin thigh… gap.
Singing Nick Jonas’ Jealous:
Joey: I still get jealou…
Joey: Just one. Singular.
Squeezing my thigh:
Joey: You’re such a handful.
ASKING HIM A SIMPLE QUESTION:
Me: Babe, what’s that thing in the water that bites? Something mite? Lice? Water lice?
Joey: …Fish? Kinakagat ka ng fish?
While looking at the sky:
Me: *points* Look at that planet! Is that Venus? It’s not red so it can’t be Mars.
Joey: *sticks hand in my butt* Or it could Uranus!
This No Happiness Diet is KILLING ME.