shit my boyfriend says

Shit My Boyfriend Says // 6

Shit My Boyfriend Says |

This month, Joey and I will be seeing Carly Rae Jepsen for the second time together! We weren’t a couple yet when we first saw her in August 2013 but I did have a huge crush on him already. I’m really excited, especially since we got front row tickets! I just want Carly to see how cute my boyfriend is when he sings and dances along to her songs. ♥

Anyway, this edition of SMBS includes a bunch old that I’ve already posted on Facebook or Twitter. I hope you don’t mind!

On Japan’s hunky gorilla:

Joey: Diba nga, they’re our cousins.
Me: Really? You’re cousins with them?
Me: Are they your cousins on your mom’s side or your dad’s side?
Me: How come I never see them at Mama B’s?

(Mama B is his grandmother.)

Helga – I, Joey – 0

The day of my Watson’s Hair Affair Fashion Show:

Joey, while pinching my tummy: Are you sure you slept early last night, or did you go to Vikings?

(I really do have a fat tummy.)

Helga – I, Joey – I

Struggling with spelling:

Me: How do you spell *someone’s name*?
Joey: May “H” yata.

Helga – I, Joey – II

Nuzzling into my armpit:

Joey: You know what this reminds me of?
Me: What?
Joey: I believe in a thing called love.
Me: Why?
Joey: Because it’s The Darkness.

(My armpits are not dark, okay.)

Helga – I, Joey – III

Money matters:

Me: Got my mid-year bonus!
Joey: !!!
Joey: How about paying JOEY?
Me: Paying Joey for what!!!
Joey: For being himself.
Me: How about you give me bonus for getting bonus?
Joey: How about… No

Helga – I, Joey – IIII

While I was sleeping:

Joey: *climbs back into bed*
Joey: *taps me*
Joey: Lie down like lechon.

Helga – I, Joey – IIIII


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  • Reply Cherry August 4, 2015 at 6:12 pm

    hahah i ship you guys

    • Reply Helga August 5, 2015 at 2:09 pm

      Thank you <3

  • Reply Aneth August 4, 2015 at 6:12 pm

    This is really funny! Pls post more of this, Helga!!!!!!!!

    • Reply Helga August 5, 2015 at 2:57 pm

      Trying to make it a quarterly thing! :)

  • Reply Beauty By Tellie August 4, 2015 at 6:14 pm

    Wala ka kay Joey!!!!

    Hahaha I like the commentary. Can we get those ~insightful~ sportscasters to guest host para mas nakakatawa.

  • Reply Alyssa Panghulan August 4, 2015 at 6:59 pm

    Hahahhaa. Ang cuuuuteeee :”>

  • Reply Nickle Love August 4, 2015 at 7:01 pm

    I’ve seen some of them before in FB but they still made me laugh. Hahaha.

  • Reply Michelle B August 4, 2015 at 8:53 pm

    Love this series ??

    • Reply Michelle B August 4, 2015 at 8:55 pm

      Oops. That should’ve been an emoji!

  • Reply Cae August 4, 2015 at 9:23 pm

    Did you go to vikings? Hahahahahahaha. This has got to be my favorite blog series of yours.

  • Reply Jae August 4, 2015 at 10:37 pm

    Sorry, pero na-anticipate ko ‘yung banat sa “I believe in the thing called love” kasi kinanta ko siya sa isip ko! Benta pati ‘yung “Lie down like lechon”. Hahaha!

  • Reply Yee Laniton August 4, 2015 at 10:52 pm

    Omg, the armpit! Hahaha, I laughed so hard!

  • Reply Mimi Gonzales August 5, 2015 at 7:25 am

    Hahaha can’t stop laughing! You guys are so cute and simply the best! <3

  • Reply Clarisse August 5, 2015 at 10:05 am

    The last one was so mean but cute!!!!!! ? Such a fan of JoGa =)))))

    • Reply Helga August 6, 2015 at 4:29 pm

      HAHAHAHA thank you!!!

  • Reply Euri August 5, 2015 at 11:55 pm

    I love the “lie down like lechon” part. :3

  • Reply 4udr3y August 6, 2015 at 12:39 am

    hahaha this is cute! <3

  • Reply Laura August 6, 2015 at 2:48 am

    You guys are so funny, but that money one was extra hilarious.

    • Reply Helga August 11, 2015 at 12:36 pm

      He’s always like that! Thanks. :)

  • Reply Trish August 6, 2015 at 5:17 am

    “Lie down like a lechon.” Hahaha. I’ll be sure to use that in the future (credits go to Joey, of course!) uGuysR2cute

  • Reply Grace August 6, 2015 at 7:24 am

    Hahahaha! You guys are so cute!

    • Reply Helga August 6, 2015 at 4:22 pm

      Thank you! <3

  • Reply Alheya Gaela August 6, 2015 at 11:27 am

    OMG at that lie like a lechon. Haha.

  • Reply Charles Ravndal August 6, 2015 at 8:58 pm

    Hahahaha! Cute! I’m still trying to picture how to lie like a lechon….

    Anyway, I do pinch my husband’s tummy when I know he’s neglecting his fitness routine.

    • Reply Helga August 11, 2015 at 11:50 am

      Hahaha I’m so lucky Joey likes my soft fat tummy!!!

  • Reply Christine August 11, 2015 at 3:04 am

    hahaha lie down lechon!

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