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- 05: DISNEY FINE ART.
- 29: BRIGHTER THAN SUNSHINE.
- 22: OH LO(GAN)VE(RONICA).
- 19: “UPTOWN MEETS COWTOWN”
- 18: FOREVER A COLLEGE STUDENT.
- 17: CHICKS I’D BANG.
- 15: E-DISTRACTIONS.
- 15: A MEME! ON A SUNDAY!
- 13: NEW LIFETIME GOALS.
- 12: “I LOVE THAT, PLEASE SEND!”
- 11: FALLING INTO PLACE.
- 08: RANDOM. IT’S GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT.
- 06: ON READING AND DISTRACTIONS.
- 04: LOLKEYWORDS.
- 03: HELGA DOES RANDOM SONGS!
- 31: 23 for 23
- 31: TWO-THREE.
- 29: OH NOES, MY CAT IS IN HEAT!
- 29: WELL, PEACHY WOULD APPRECIATE THESE.
- 28: NATIONAL FINALS RODEO.
- 27: MY FIVE FEEL-GOOD SONGS.
- 25: 23 FOR 23, PARTS 16 AND 17.
- 24: OUR IMAGINARY DAUGHTER(S).
- 23: 23 FOR 23, PARTS 6-16.
- 20: OH HAI, CUPCAKE!
- 18: I NEED A DIET PLAN, AND PERHAPS SOME DISCIPLINE.
- 15: ON GOSSIP GIRL EPISODE 17: WOMAN ON THE VERGE.
- 12: 23 FOR 23, PART 5.
- 11: 23 FOR 23, PARTS 2, 3, AND 4.
- 08: 23 FOR 23, PART I.
- 08: FAST-TEKS COMPUTER REPAIR.
- 08: LAWMAX: LAWSUIT FUNDING.
- 06: THE GOLDEN RATIO VS MY (NON-SEX) FACE.
- 01: CAMWHORING 101: DON’T EVER DO THAT!
- 29: 88db.COM’S BLOGGER NIGHT; TMB PRESENTS: THE BANANA GANGBANG ROCK FESTIVAL.
- 25: HALPZ, I’M STUCK IN WWW CIRCA 2003!
- 21: ANAWANGIN COVE, ZAMBALES.
- 18: KLASSY WITH A K: MY LEZ LOVER.
- 16: I’M A KITTY KAT! MEOW!
- 13: A GEEKY DISAPPOINTMENT.
- 09: QUICK ENTRY TO GET IT OVER WITH.
- 06: A LOL-EX.
- 06: SMORTY, TAKE TWO.
- 05: THE ALTAR BOYZ MUSICAL: A “HOLY HIT!”
- 05: COOKING SCHOOL!
- 30: MY FIVE RULES FOR NAMING (MY) KIDS.
- 28: OPLAN: WORLD DOMINATION.
- 25: STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS, SOME THINGS I MISS.
- 21: LET’S GET TO KNOW ME THE EASY WAY!
- 18: AN IDEA!
- 16: LAZY SUNDAYS AND LAZY BLOGGING.
- 15: HELLO, LITTLE CAT!
- 11: OH, THAT’S REALLY NICE, BEIJING.
- 11: I’VE BEEN HIT BY THE BLOGGING LAZIES.
- 08: A SOBER SATURDAY SPENT KITE-FLYING.
- 04: WHAT?! A NEW LAYOUT, AGAIN???
- 02: A FREE BOOB JOB, YOU WANT?
- 01: CURLS UPDATE, MOVING OUT. SAD.
- 28: OH, MY DEAREST. CANDLES!
- 27: GOT MY HAIR DID.
- 26: SELLING OUT! GASP!
- 23: GETTING IN, LARA CROFT-STYLE.
- 22: CONVERSATIONS AT 5AM.
- 19: THE FUTURE, HALF-BAKED GOALS.
- 17: SHAG PAD, HED KANDI/SAM JAMES.
- 14: MY HEART IS X-THOUSAND MILES AWAY. AND A SAP.
- 12: MY OWN THEME, HUZZAHZ.
- 10: WELL, HOW WONDERFUL.
- 08: FRIDAY FIVE vii: VALENTINE DATE-SASTERS.
- 04: BUT MAYBE I NEEDED IT.
- 29: HELGA & ALLAH COOKING GHETTO STYLE.
- 25: FRIDAY FIVE vi: FIVE SHORT REASONS WHY I WANT BIGGER BEWBS.
- 23: MORNING STRESS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MRT.
- 21: SOMEONE’S A STUDENT.
- 16: HAIR-RIBLE. OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS. MAYBE.
- 09: CABS, RUSH HOUR, MKAE.
- 08: ON ARMPITS, INTIMACY, AND PUBLIC BEHAVIOR.
- 06: IT WAS ABOUT TIME.
- 04: LIFE AS AN UNEMPLOYED 22-YEAR OLD WAITING FOR HER LIFE TO START.
- 02: SINCE I WUZ GON.
- 21: HELGA’S CHRISTMAS UN-WISHLIST 2007.
- 20: WORKPLACE HELL: THE WASHROOM.
- 19: YOU WANTED AN ADDICTION AND YOU GOT ONE.
- 18: A WEEK WITHOUT UPDATES? ARE YOU QUITTING BLOGGING, HELGA?
- 07: IN SEARCH OF NEW ADDICTIONS.
- 04: CRASH DIETS ARE MY EMOTIONAL CURE-ALL.
- 30: MY COUNTRY GIVES ME TEH LULZ.
- 27: SO, HELGA, WHAT DID YOU DO THIS WEEKEND?
- 21: THE GOSSIP GIRL HABIT, ALCOHOL.
- 13: A NON-CALL CENTER FUTURE, I WILL HAVE IT.
- 09: LIFTED FROM TMB: SLUM [sic] BOOK (GALORE).
- 08: MINI-PLAN.
- 06: NORMALCY: I WILL HAS IT.
- 02: RANDOM CHEESE FOR A BETTER TOMORROW.
- 30: MORE LANDLORD RANTING.
- 25: (FAILING AT) STAGED DISTANCE.
- 20: THE PERRY BIBLE FELLOWSHIP.
- 18: HOW VOLATILE.
- 13: (A LATE) FRIDAY FIVE v: WHY FACEBOOK IS MADE OF WIN.
- 11: SO I KNOW.
- 10: TOP OF THE WORLD-ISH.
- 05: WEEKLY CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN IMAGINED CHARACTERS.
- 03: MOM. FACEBOOK, FTW!
- 28: NEEDED!: NEW FRIENDS.
- 27: BYE, BABY CAT.
- 19: CAREER CRUISING AND LOOKING BACK.
- 18: WEEKENDS MADE OF WIN.
- 14: IN TONDO, THEY CALL ME ‘LIPS’.
- 12: OR. THIS COULD BE PMS.
- 10: AGAIN, I HATE MY JOB.
- 08: ON (THE POSSIBILITY OF NEVER FALLING IN) LOVE (AGAIN).
- 07: NOT. WORTH. IT.
- 04: A BUSTED WRIST AND OTHER STORIES.
- 01: (A LATE) FRIDAY FIVE iv: MIRIAM COLLEGE HELGA. LOL.
- 31: I CAN HAS SUGGESTIONS?
- 28: MONDAYS WERE MADE TO BE HATED.
- 25: TASTE ASIA 2: I WENT FOR THE FREE BOOZE.
- 21: LOVERS, RUM, AND BAD HABITS. AND VODKA. LOTS OF IT.
- 14: THAT IS NOT A SEXY TUMMY.
- 10: OH, FRIDAY RANDOM.
- 04: YOOOOU ARE TWENTY-TWO!…
- 02: WENDY VS PETER PAN.
- 28: SPEED-EATING IN THE CITY.
- 26: … …DITZ, YA SAY?
- 21: (A LATE) FRIDAY FIVE iii: SUGAR HIGH!
- 19: COMING CLEEEEAN.
- 14: HEY HEY YOU YOU!
- 10: YAY, POSSIBLE CREDIT CARD, FINALLY.
- 08: TWITTERING!
- 07: FOR THE BLUE AND GOLD.
- 04: READING AND VOYEURISM IN THE CITY.
- 29: THIS CANNOT BE.
- 28: PATIENCE. RUNNING. THIN.
- 26: WHAT A WEIRDZ!
- 19: THAT LOVIN’ FEELING.
- 16: A LATE FRIDAY FIVE ii.
- 14: THIS PASSION’S A PLAGIARISM.
- 11: TWO SATURDAYS IN PHOTOS.
- 05: JESUS. CHRIST. BIRTHDAY RETARD.
- 30: YAY, A BIRTHDAY PARTY? AND A MEME!
- 28: HEARTBREAK HIATUS.
- 25: FRIDAY FIVE i.
- 22: I FEEL LIKE A TEENAGER’S LJ.
- 18: IT’S A CRUSH. BAH.
- 17: NO, IT’S NOT *THAT*.
- 14: MONDAY BLUES. WORK. AGAIN.
- 08: TUESDAY MORNING RAMBLING.
- 04: PWNED!!!
- 01: TAFFY-STUCK AND TONGUE-TIED.
- 27: I THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL ‘KARIR’.
- 26: EMOTIONS D’AUJOURD’HUI.
- 25: YES, HELGA, YOU _ARE_.
- 23: DISASTER. OH GAWD.
- 20: TWITTERED.
- 16: ‘FAGGORT’ IS THE WATCHWORD.
- 09: TURNING MONDAY INTO SUNDAY.
- 07: I, THE ESCAPIST. AGAIN.
- 04: WEEK TO DATE.
- 03: ON THEIR UNCANNY SIMILARITIES.
- 30: THREE THINGS.
- 28: AND IN THIS CORNER, WE HAVE!
- 26: WHEN THE WEEKEND LANDS.
- 24: STOP, LOOK, DISCERN.
- 19: SO MUCH FOR A&As.
- 16: McDUH.
- 11: L.A. NIGHTS.
- 07: I GO ‘RAWR’.
- 06: LET’S-BE-VAGUE.COM
- 26: JOBLESS.COM
- 20: STILL UNEMPLOYED. SIRAAN NG BUHAY PORTION.
- 17: iTERMINATED.
- 09: CAFFEINATED FRIDAY MORNING.
- 02: BOO I AM SO TIRED BOO!
- 27: AND WE’RE OUT.
- 15: LIFE IS GOOD, AGAIN.
- 07: NY 2007 PHOTOS.
- 05: NEWSFLASH.
- 03: THE 2007 GAME PLAN.
- 02: 2007 SUCKS SO FAR.
- 27: HO-HO-HO! TRAIN.
- 21: PEACHY KEEN, EH.
- 17: HELP, PLEASE.
- 05: DIAMONDS IN MY EYES.
- 24: SICKYWICKY!!!
- 19: IT ENDED BAD, BUT I LOVE WHAT WE STARTED.
- 12: YOU CALL THAT A WEEKEND?
- 05: WHERE MAGIC HAS YET TO HAPPEN.
- 05: I CAN ONLY BE YOUR LOVER, NEVER YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
- 02: WHEN I’M FAMOUS, THIS WILL ALL MATTER.
- 30: LIKE, HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
- 26: AWWWW.
- 22: LET’S FUCK UP OUR HIRING PROCESS!
- 21: ANTI-EMO, PRO-SELF-DESTRUCTION CAMPAIGN.
- 20: GALERAWR: AN ABRIDGED VERSION.
- 14: UNFABULOUSNESS
- 12: WANAREXIA IDIOSA.
- 10: OUR LANDLADY CALLS US ‘RENEGADES’.
- 06: THE EMOTIONALLY-ABUSED HOUSEWIFE SYNDROME.
- 03: A VOICE UNKIND.
- 02: THE LONGEST WEEKEND aka WE, THE ESCAPISTS
- 27: D IS FOR DRAMA
- 25: A TWELVE-HOUR DRINKING SPREE.
- 20: I, THE ESCAPIST
- 19: I AM A FIRST CLASS BIATCH.
- 15: I HAVE A NAME; IT’S HELGA.
- 14: AND THE BEAT GOES ON.
- 08: NON-FICTION.
- 07: AN URBAN (NOT-SO-)PRIMADONNA
- 05: TO OSCILLATE__’
- 04: I WANNA BE A SATURDAY GIRL.
- 31: I’M NOT AN ADDICT; I’M THE DRUG!
- 30: HELLO, STARVATION.
- 29: PETIKS!!!
- 25: A RECORD.
- 24: RAVE, BITCH, AND MOAN.
- 15: NOOOO!!!
- 11: VOX-ed
- 03: AWOL AWOL AWOL AWOL
- 31: BOUNCING BACK ON DAISIES
- 29: OF SHOPPING & MEN
- 28: BECAUSE I REALLY DO LOVE MY JOB. KINDA.
- 26: “EXCUSE ME FOR FEELING!”
- 21: TALKING DIRTY AT WORK…
- 18: SO I KINDA HATE MYSELF.
- 17: THIS ISN’T FUNNY.
- 13: FINDING HAPPINESS IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
- 10: EXPIRATION DATE
- 09: HELL NO, MISTER.
- 06: OVER—!
- 03: SUCH AND SUCH OPPOSITES.
- 29: THE OTHER WOMAN CHRONICLES i
- 27: BACK FROM THE BEACH!
- 23: STARBUCKS COACHING
- 21: LOLOLOLOL.
- 18: I Did Not Sign Up For This
- 17: TITAN FUN DAY AWARDS / IT GETS MORE ABSURD
- 16: *KRSHBLAG*
- 14: D & D ON THEIR DO
- 11: SUNDAY RANDOM
- 09: PRE-SEMESTER GRUMBLES.
- 08: Pass.
- 06: GIGIL!!!
- 04: FLY ME AWAY (on an ae-ro-plane)
- 02: TWENTY-TWENTY-TWENTY FOUR HOURS AGO.
- 30: HE MAKES ME GO ‘RAWR!’
- 22: Hello world!
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Hi, my name's Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 23. My first socio-political scandal will happen at the age of 35 and will include men, sushi, an African country, and lots of money. My lover is the greatest. 
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