On Tuesday, I finally signed a contract declaring myself as a regular employee with benefits and all that fancy stuff (JK no fancy stuff here). I just have to go through the rest of the pre-employment requirements to make it Official. Tomorrow, I’ll be taking my bra off for a breast exam and will be peeing in a cup for a urinalysis etc etc (from boobs to bodily fluids, so sexy). I’m studying hard for that medical exam, yo. Quite frankly, I’m dreading finding out how much I weigh now because those heavy duty clinic scales don’t lie!