My boyfriend, Joey, is a very funny guy. His sense of humor perfectly matches mine (juvenile and dumb) and I thank my
lucky stars sparkling personality I’ve snagged myself a dude who’s just as privately silly and goofy as I am.
He also says the most ridiculous things and I regret not jotting them down earlier (he’s been keeping track of the stupid shit I say on a note titled ~Helga’s Concepts~ on his phone long before we started dating).
Here are some that I’ve previously posted on Facebook:
In bed, a few minutes after waking up.
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Joey: If you put a cat na mataba yung mukha na masungit beside a normal cat like Freakie, what will Freakie do?
Me: It depends on the cat’s personality? Freakie is mataray so she probably won’t like it.
Joey: Pero she’ll know that it’s still a cat?
Joey: Hindi niya iisipin na ibang animal?