TWITTER: SERIOUS BUSINESS, PART 2.

July 14, 2009 at 8:46 pm | Filed under the internets

Remind me next time to double check everything I read on Chuva’s blog (not that I’m a reader, not that I’m planning on being a reader) because dang, she got it wrong:

Ch-ch-check it out:

My point is this: whether or not her underlings and friends continue campaigning for Divasoria/Grace (that may eventually lead to her/their fervent wish coming true), it has been proven (lol) that the Chuvaness Army (you know, those folks who start throwing personal attacks once they feel threatened) can be beaten. By— wait for it— some seemingly unknown’s (at least to them, most her readers are like “huh huh, who’s Helga huh huh”) buttcrack! And by my friends, too, of course. Oh, how I love my friends.

Truthfully, though, my friends did more work and were more effective than that buttcrack photo ;)

Screencap taken at 8pm tonight:

Tweeterwall may not ~crown~ me as Miss Twitter Philippines (darnit, and that was validation I was looking for!) but daaaaaamn, my buttcrack sure feels good.

No Twitter or Facebook accounts were deleted during this whole episode of internet dramedy. Oh wait! There were!

Flickr-Plurk-Twitter-Inferno-FAD-TMB Army FTW.

Now let’s see how long this drama lasts. You gotta admit, I sure know how to get people’s tongues wagging.

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TWITTER: SERIOUS BUSINESS.

July 14, 2009 at 4:08 am | Filed under ditz drivel, the internets

Here’s what’s up: a little over a week ago, @TweeterWall sent me a message saying that someone had added me to a Miss Twitter Wall. Curiously, I clicked on the link and saw that I had been nominated to be in the running for “the Best Ms Twitter” in my country (the Philippines). Amused, I clicked on the plus sign, showed the link to my boyfriend, and closed the tab.

Of course, the boyfriend had to tell our friends to vote for me. That’s what boyfriends do (then, my friends *heart!* voted for me and asked their friends to do the same. That’s what friends do). He even prompted me to write this darn blog entry about it (nevermind that my feed subscribers dropped from 252 to 50).

To make a long story short: this whole voting thing ends at 8PM MNL time (or 12:00 GMT). Allow me to whore myself: cast your vote FOR ME, OF COURSE, HERE. There is no need to register, it’s fast and easy, and you can vote once every twenty minutes. I’m currently number 2, up against @divasoria, who is being back by the Chuvaness army. Me? I’m backed up by all the attention and votes my buttcrack can get me!

As these things go, drama is inevitable (everyone has to have an opinion, it’s so cute)— the usual getting on my case for showing some nudity, getting on my case because OMIGOD, I’m whoring myself for votes I must be desperate!!!!!!! etc etc. Seriously. Go choke on my dick, plz.

I just love the internets!

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A FEW INTERNET-Y THINGS.

December 9, 2008 at 12:30 pm | Filed under the internets

1. I deleted my Plurk account some days ago and if you ask me why, my answer is “Issues.” I still have the same username, minus the nirvana karma status, the 7k+ profile views, and the special extra exclusive smilies/gold star badge I got for getting people to sign up for the service under my referral link (click and sign up if you don’t have an account yet? Hee). I still face-palm myself every now and then for doing such a stupid, stupid thing.

So if you were my Plurk friend and I haven’t added you back (I can’t recall 200+ Plurk friends I had)…add me?

2. I got a 12seconds.tv account which I am trying my best not to spam with useless 12-second video clips. If you’d like an account, leave a comment and I’ll send you an invite to the email address you used. Orrr, you could just request for an invite.

3. Am I the only here obsessed with lastfm?

4. I haven’t been updating this blog much lately but I’ve been posting a lot over at ManilaBarbie (or MNLBB, when I’m too lazy to type the whole thing out). I have a middle class shopping problem which I am trying to mitigate by thrifting instead. It’s only been one weekend but so far, so good.

Oh, look, home theater furniture!

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OY, POLADROID!

November 25, 2008 at 4:57 pm | Filed under the internets

Something almost as entertaining as a PS3: Poladroid! I may not be a Polaroid-enthusiast (I own one but I’ve only ever used it once) but who doesn’t appreciate a Polaroid picture?

It’s pretty easy to fake Polaroid frames on Photoshop and there are even actions you can download so you don’t have to go through the whole process. Thanks to J, though, I learned about Poladroid (claiming to be the easiest and funniest Polaroid image maker). After checking out the gallery on their Flickr group, I immediately installed the program and OMG, I am amused. Lookie!

(Shake the picture and it develops faster!)

Some features (taken from the site):

• Easy to use : Drag & Drop
• Generate High-resolution pictures (400 dpi), “ready-to-print” with a Polaroid design
• Funny : only 10 treatments per session, like the content of a cartridge ; interactive (look at the demo below) ; random and realistic Polaroid-like colors variation.

Poladroid for Windows coming soon!

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OY, WORDPRESS COOLEST BLOG COMPETITION.

November 14, 2008 at 1:36 pm | Filed under the internets

I don’t know what WP Webhost’s definition of cool is but I figured it’s worth a shot to join their Wordpress Coolest Blog Competition and hope that I win one of three prizes they’re giving away.

There is no voting process; all you have to do is make a blog entry about the contest and get five comments. Easy stuff, really, and if any of my regular readers refuse to comment on this entry because they don’t want me to win: gasp! You hurt my feelings.

Halpz me, I need monies for pole dancing classes!

Also, check out this small business for sale.

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