FAQ
Q: Does your dad really read your blog?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you ever meet up with your readers?
A: Only during full dark, when I have a “job”, and in need of a white goat.
Q: Where do you work?
A: In The OC (The Ortigas Center).
Q: Where do you live?
A: Anonas, near an Andok’s.
Q: Where did you get your tattoos done?
A: 55 Tinta at Maginhawa Street in Teacher’s Village (the building where Tomato Kick is).
Q: How often do you bleach your hair?
A: Every 2-4 weeks, depending on how much my roots bother me.
Q: What brand/s of hair dye do you use?
A: For natural shades, I use Kolours, Revlon, HBC, or Hortaleza (Revlon has the best after-color conditioner, HBC has the best bleach and has a wide selection of colors, and Hortaleza Vaciador stores carry colors you can’t find from the first three brands). For unnatural shades, Special Effects.
Q: Where did you buy your Special Effects dyes?
A: An international seller on ebay (ebay ID: fatalimpact).
Q: What’s your camera?
A: A Canon 450D from Fizzer.ph. I mostly shoot with a 50mm f1.8 lens.
Q: What’s the secret behind your luscious lips?
A: Lots of dick-sucking; as Tracy said: God knew I’d be giving lots of blowjobs. Also: collagen implants.
Q: I LEFT YOU A NASTY COMMENT, WHY WON’T YOU PUBLISH IT?
A: I don’t want to and I won’t. You’re going to have to
Q: Any weird habits we should watch out for, when we meet you in person?
A: I tear off the filters before smoking my cigarettes. Now, in your own words, summarize Huntington’s clash of civilizations, and do you agree that China is the next world’s superpower? Why or why not? Bonus points: during the Rwanda Genocide of 1997, the Clinton administration refused to send aid, and it can be argued that one of the reasons was that former US President Clinton feared a Somalia reflux. Question: if a Hutu man married a Tutsi woman, would it be apt to call their offspring a Tutu? Discuss.
Q: Any last words?
A: Shlorem shmipsum shdolor shit shamet.
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Hi, I'm Helga Weber and welcome to my personal site. I'm 25 and in the process of learning how to make adventurous life choices. I dislike old people but I love grandma clothes. My goal in life is to build a ball pit right next to my bed. Currently searching for the perfect house coat. My lover is the greatest. 
This FAQ Rocks!
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lol. i agree with beejing. your faq is hilarious :D
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Helga, congrats!! You now officially stand among the ranks of Maria Ozawa, your sister, Olivia Munn, Angel Locsin, and countless nameless jailbaits!! And did I mention your sister?
Though I don’t know if it’s really good news on your part.
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hi! i am inviting the owner of this site for a Dockers event on feb 25. please call me asap. thanks! – joey parungao 453-8838 . 0916-7191919
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Yer amazin’. :D
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If a Hutu man marries a Tutsi woman, their offspring should be called a Tutu or a Hussy!
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I don’t have any idea how I ended up wandering in your website but can I just comment and say that you are a really an interesting, witty, and funny person. I would love to be able to sit down and pick your brain somebody who is just naturally hilarious. ;)
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What are the seemingly random links on your posts for? Sometimes it’s for dealing with acne, other times it’s a faucet on sale. I really NEED to know. Haha Ads, are they?
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December 22nd, 2010 at 9:49 pm
Yeah haha, paid links :D
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Hi Helga! Nice blog! I am from queer eventz. We have an upcoming event this March 31. We are hoping, we could invite you. The name of the event is Love Rush. It’s a speed dating event. But we added a new spin to it and made it into something sort of a speed dating “challenge”. I believe it’s the first of its kind in the Philippines. Below is a brief description:
The speed dating event will comprise of several rounds. On each round, participants will have a chance to date 5 people for 3-5 minutes each. At the end of each round participants will score each date. These scores will be tallied to determine who shall advance to the next round. The number of speed daters will decrease as we move up to the next stage until by the end of the last round only one pair will remain and shall be declared as the Alpha Couple.
Participants eliminated on earlier rounds are welcome to stay and proceed to the party area of the event where they can mingle with other guests and enjoy the sponsor’s booths.
Hope you could give me your email so I could give you more details. You may also contact me thru 0923-713-7300 / 0908-886-2880.
Thanks
Joanne Sanchez
Advertising and Sales Manager
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The first time I saw your picture I thought you were that actress in GMA 7 almost a decade ago. Yung show parang Anna Karenina/G-mik/ something like that. Were you an actress before?
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July 10th, 2011 at 10:12 pm
Hahaha, no!!!
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hi ms helga. how do you design uyour blog? what do you use? are these all images or plain codes (HTML or PHP or CSS)? Your designs are so lovely. I hope you could spill a little information. :)
P.S. I voted for you in NAPBAS! Goodluck! :D
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Omg, so hilarious, even the “why are your lips so big” very witty material. Loved it! I love funny people, not stupid funny, but funny.
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Hi Helga,
I read your blog and I would love to feature you on my success story. Would you be interested to do that? Thank you! Please email me if you will be. I’d like ou readers to hear you story. Thank you!
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