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Where do you work?
I’m a copywriter at a digital advertising agency located in The Fort.

How did you get into advertising?
Connections. I started out as a freelance community manager but was hired full-time as a social media manager because a friend was leaving and needed someone to fill her position. I was then asked if I wanted to move to copywriting a year after. I’m a baby in this industry!

What were your previous jobs?
I was in inbound telesales and customer service for two years. I got out of the BPO industry and worked as a web and graphic designer for four years before opting work from home as a content creator and freelance designer.

Where do you get your tattoos done?
My sugar cat skull tattoo was by Dyani Lao. The rest are from 55 Tinta.

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How often do you bleach your hair?
I used to bleach every month but now, I stretch it out to once every 2-3 months.

What brand/s of hair dye do you use?
Special Effects, Crazy Color, and Adore.

How do you bleach hair?
If you’re going the DIY route, please refer to these entries:
You (Sorta) Asked For It!: How I Bleach My Hair
(My) Blonde Asian Girl Essentials / How I Bleach My Hair

The second link includes all the after-care products I use!

Do I NEED to bleach my hair?
If you’re going for fashion colors and have dark hair— yes.

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How long have you been blogging?
I started Ditz Revolution in 2006. I made my first website (hosted on gURLpages) in 1998.

What camera do you use?
I have an iPhone 5C and a Canon 700D. I mostly shoot with my 50mm f/1.8 lens.

What theme are you using?
The Sabana theme, which you can find on ThemeForest.



  • Reply beejing April 16, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    This FAQ Rocks!

  • Reply Stacy April 19, 2008 at 11:07 pm

    lol. i agree with beejing. your faq is hilarious :D

  • Reply anonymous March 15, 2009 at 9:42 am

    Helga, congrats!! You now officially stand among the ranks of Maria Ozawa, your sister, Olivia Munn, Angel Locsin, and countless nameless jailbaits!! And did I mention your sister?

    Though I don’t know if it’s really good news on your part.

  • Reply joey parungao February 5, 2010 at 9:48 am

    hi! i am inviting the owner of this site for a Dockers event on feb 25. please call me asap. thanks! – joey parungao 453-8838 . 0916-7191919

  • Reply stinettos June 19, 2010 at 4:51 am

    Yer amazin’. :D

  • Reply Shooze June 19, 2010 at 11:14 am

    If a Hutu man marries a Tutsi woman, their offspring should be called a Tutu or a Hussy!

  • Reply Fred September 9, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    I don’t have any idea how I ended up wandering in your website but can I just comment and say that you are a really an interesting, witty, and funny person. I would love to be able to sit down and pick your brain somebody who is just naturally hilarious. ;)

  • Reply Lorraine December 22, 2010 at 8:49 pm

    What are the seemingly random links on your posts for? Sometimes it’s for dealing with acne, other times it’s a faucet on sale. I really NEED to know. Haha Ads, are they?

    • Reply Helga December 22, 2010 at 9:49 pm

      Yeah haha, paid links :D

  • Reply Joanne Sanchez February 14, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    Hi Helga! Nice blog! I am from queer eventz. We have an upcoming event this March 31. We are hoping, we could invite you. The name of the event is Love Rush. It’s a speed dating event. But we added a new spin to it and made it into something sort of a speed dating “challenge”. I believe it’s the first of its kind in the Philippines. Below is a brief description:

    The speed dating event will comprise of several rounds. On each round, participants will have a chance to date 5 people for 3-5 minutes each. At the end of each round participants will score each date. These scores will be tallied to determine who shall advance to the next round. The number of speed daters will decrease as we move up to the next stage until by the end of the last round only one pair will remain and shall be declared as the Alpha Couple.

    Participants eliminated on earlier rounds are welcome to stay and proceed to the party area of the event where they can mingle with other guests and enjoy the sponsor’s booths.

    Hope you could give me your email so I could give you more details. You may also contact me thru 0923-713-7300 / 0908-886-2880.


    Joanne Sanchez
    Advertising and Sales Manager

  • Reply Weyn March 15, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    The first time I saw your picture I thought you were that actress in GMA 7 almost a decade ago. Yung show parang Anna Karenina/G-mik/ something like that. Were you an actress before?

    • Reply Helga July 10, 2011 at 10:12 pm

      Hahaha, no!!!

  • Reply rej November 27, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    hi ms helga. how do you design uyour blog? what do you use? are these all images or plain codes (HTML or PHP or CSS)? Your designs are so lovely. I hope you could spill a little information. :)

    P.S. I voted for you in NAPBAS! Goodluck! :D

  • Reply Amy@luxury spa robes December 11, 2011 at 9:40 am

    Omg, so hilarious, even the “why are your lips so big” very witty material. Loved it! I love funny people, not stupid funny, but funny.

  • Reply Amsdaily January 2, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Hi Helga,
    I read your blog and I would love to feature you on my success story. Would you be interested to do that? Thank you! Please email me if you will be. I’d like ou readers to hear you story. Thank you!

  • Reply Maricar April 22, 2012 at 2:33 pm

    Hello:) My name is Maricar, I moved here from the states a couple of months ago, Im here for school. I was just searching Lesbian groups here in the philippines and I came across your blog. And you seem like a down to earth person. I know this is all creepy and what not lol I dont know how to approach you:p But what is your sexuality?

  • Reply osei o. afriyie June 22, 2012 at 7:55 am

    i am interested in different people am glad i read your blog

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