Day 7: Your Dream Wedding
My entourage will consist of animals and animals alone. The dogs and cats will be trained to walk down the aisle in an orderly line. The cats will not freak out or run away from the very few guests and the dog slash ring bearer will not eat the cushion or ring.
It will be an intimate wedding and I refuse to spend a lot of money on it. I’d rather splurge on the marriage itself plus there are future children to think about, sat prep courses and college tuition to save up for (boyfriend wants them to have an American education and with current tuition fees, I’m thisclose to telling him we should just have a bunch of pets and no human kids).